bobavader:

day 1: hoodwinked

day 2: chicken run

day three: go home no more class 

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xno-chill-memesx:

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fairycosmos:

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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slow-riot:

institute-for-thermal-research:

durbikins:

lmaonade:

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

who?

what is this person talking about

This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies

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acheesecakewrites:

sir that’s my emotional support found family trope

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blueberrygoth:

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

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trainthief:

PARDON?!!??

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mjalti:

me lovingly gazing at my dash as my mutuals are talking about overwatch or whatever thing they’re into that i have no idea about

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dunkstein:

koobaxion:

Malcom in the Middle Ages

You’re not the lord of me now

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